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morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 14 Jul 2021, 8:06, archived)
what a shame, you nearly made a whole 12 hours

(Tony Shithouse, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 8:20, archived)
only the best tracks on Tony's Hithouse!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 8:41, archived)
Morning
Coffee and a bagel, perfect way to start the day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 8:41, archived)
How do you stop it running out through the hole in the middle?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:03, archived)
I leave it on the plate
And pour the coffee into the middle, like a little brown swimming pool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:04, archived)
Nice.
Do you use a straw, or just lap it up like a dog?

I apologise for the direction this sub-thread has taken, I didn't plan this
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:08, archived)
A straw, obviously

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:14, archived)
Morning posse FUCK YEAH WEDNESDAY

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 8:44, archived)
yo man
it's my 'Friday' today, houpla, panowie etc
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:01, archived)
Morning queef FUCK YEAH FRIDAY

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:15, archived)
YES bruv

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:18, archived)
Owt exciting lined up?
I'm planning a quiet one, might diddle a donkey though, just to keep my hand in.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:31, archived)
I might get myself down the Hendrix/Handel museum in Mayfair
Defo doing some heavyweight bbqing, and there's a very strong chance I might masturbate a marmoset
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:32, archived)
Hendrix handeled his guitar upside-down
hth
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:07, archived)
^worse than dozer

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:11, archived)
I think this must be the meanest thing I've ever said on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:14, archived)
Harsh, but fair.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:18, archived)
If you see a scruffy cunt, hungover and doing no work, do wave

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:28, archived)
haha will do
just booked for 11:30 tomorrow morning
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:41, archived)
Have a wander in the orlinski gallery round the corner

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:46, archived)

der k
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:52, archived)
Hard not to, the lady in there is stunning

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:56, archived)
I'll send my wife to the pub whilst I go in then

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:58, archived)
Probably for the best , it's a bit pricey in there

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 11:25, archived)
it is

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:18, archived)
Disgusting Revelation at FOX (scary)
Something recently happened at FOX News that should terrify conservative Americans.

No, it had nothing to with the elections.

Nor did it have anything to do with Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, the Five, or anything like that.

Instead, this has to do with how FOX leadership betrayed Americans.

The details of this scheme involve some of the most powerful people in America... people Trump called the Deep State...

..secretly taking control of FOX so they can quietly change the direction of the company to turn America into a left-wing cesspool.

Sadly, what happened to FOX is a small sample of what’s going on behind closed doors in politics AND in major companies.

And that’s why best-selling author Damian Campbell is giving away Free copies of his new book “Rulers of Darkness” to the next 77 people who click here.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:27, archived)
I tried to click there but it wouldn't let me :(((

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:29, archived)
that must mean it's already too late - the Deep State must have got to best-selling author Damian Campbell!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:33, archived)
morning
just ordered myself one of those Oculus VR thingies
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:34, archived)
a sex disease for your EYES?!

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:49, archived)
it's to go with my hearing AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:58, archived)
I got one last year, it's pretty impressive.
And very nearly achieved my aim of making me do exercise regularly.
I'd recommend "The thrill of the fight" for some exercise that leaves you as knackered after a couple of rounds as if you were doing it for real.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:49, archived)
sounds good, ta
I'm planning on getting Beat Saber as well
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 11:08, archived)
Well obviously.
Worth getting the quest 2 just for that.
Couple of other recommendations:
If your PC is capable then Half Life Alyx via PC link is truly mind blowing.
Gun club VR is pretty good for blowing off steam and cured me of collecting Airsoft guns.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 14:03, archived)
you might need VorpX
(pc)
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:59, archived)
is that like for playing Steam games and stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 11:09, archived)
tits

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:02, archived)
saucy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:07, archived)
Sam Fox and that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 11:15, archived)
touch me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 11:45, archived)
phwoar, eh lads?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:11, archived)
blue, great or both?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:26, archived)
Coal, actually

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:41, archived)

Coal dog's
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:42, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:47, archived)
Can't go wrong with tits

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:46, archived)
Going to try and see some bearded ones soon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:48, archived)
"insert fat hairy celebrity's name here"

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:51, archived)
I bet you are

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 11:11, archived)
Some people are trying to call them 'bearded reedlings' now, but they'll always be tits to me.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 11:13, archived)
hi gang!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 14 Jul 2021, 11:20, archived)