got the postie job so sacked off my other one
so got a week and a half off paid :)
going to tidy the house and probably do a lot of wanking
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 14:06, archived)

congratulations
my brother always wanted to be a postie

I think the whole 'being in the pub by early afternoon every day' thing might have been the appeal, probably not like that any more
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 14:13, archived)

Top tip: do those the other way round.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 15:08, archived)

congratulations!
don't use meat-scented sun lotion on your legs
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 15:47, archived)

ah shit
I've just bought a two pack
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 16:18, archived)

unfortunate
keep your pockets full of aniseed balls to throw at dogs, then
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 16:35, archived)