Right on, Shaft
lol shaft

How's it going? Wishing the day away here
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 11:49, archived)

alright, day off here, just been to Leeds for 1st time in ages, got a nice shirt lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 14 Jul 2021, 11:59, archived)

I bet it's really shit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 12:03, archived)

Leeds, I mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 12:03, archived)

Leeds is alright actually, loads of money there etc

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 14 Jul 2021, 12:31, archived)

is it not full of wanker goths

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 13:10, archived)

or as I call them, 'goths'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 13:10, archived)

nah, not these days

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 14 Jul 2021, 13:23, archived)

Bored here , only day I'm stuck till 3.30

( mongychops, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 12:03, archived)

can't you sneak off and have a pint

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 12:04, archived)

Nope, stuck because of security issues about the place being packed with priceless stuff

( mongychops, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 12:13, archived)

ah, that does seem fairly reasonable

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 12:29, archived)

Show them your watch collection and tell them to chill the fuck out.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 18:44, archived)

fucked it off for the afternoon, it's dead quiet
might do a horror marathon for the lols
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 12:08, archived)

or marathon for ible shit in
ls oo
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 13:30, archived)

way ahead of you m8

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 14:06, archived)

looo

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 14:39, archived)

+ooooooo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 14:51, archived)

+oooOOOOoooo

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 15:19, archived)

+ooOO00oo000OOOOooooo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 15:35, archived)

Nice and quiet
Might make beef stew later, or maybe curry
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 13:47, archived)

love me a beef stew

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 14:53, archived)

me too

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 15:55, archived)

got the postie job so sacked off my other one
so got a week and a half off paid :)
going to tidy the house and probably do a lot of wanking
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 14:06, archived)

congratulations
my brother always wanted to be a postie

I think the whole 'being in the pub by early afternoon every day' thing might have been the appeal, probably not like that any more
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 14:13, archived)

Top tip: do those the other way round.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 15:08, archived)

congratulations!
don't use meat-scented sun lotion on your legs
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 15:47, archived)

ah shit
I've just bought a two pack
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 16:18, archived)

unfortunate
keep your pockets full of aniseed balls to throw at dogs, then
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 16:35, archived)