You might.
You might also slip in the shower and bleed out while unconscious, cheers.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 21:44, archived)

you seem to be taking this personally
and you should, you’re a joke to all who have the misfortune to know you.
Feel free to reply, I won’t waste any more time acknowledging your existence you fucking jizzstain.
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 21:52, archived)

Odd that I, brb, should take being the butt of your "brb alarm" jokes incredibly personally,
you cretinous, culture warring wanker.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 23:56, archived)

Stop taking yourself so seriously,
I genuinely think you'll improve your quality of life.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 21:57, archived)

Quality of life is a lie
Never let anyone else tell you what they they think you're worth
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 23:54, archived)

You should stop assuming that I take myself seriously
and/or stop insisting that I stop. It seems very needy.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 0:05, archived)