A doctor in Gloucester.
I stepped in a puddle right up to my penus.
The puddle was half an inch deep.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 16:27, archived)

Your legs and feet combined are only half an inch high?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 25 Jul 2021, 0:58, archived)

your mother munched on thalidomide like smarties

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 10:22, archived)