MorningIts 22 degrees here and heading for 26 - and thats not good for an old goth - thankfully the cooler weather is on the way but it hit 31 something the other day which was rather hot for ye old sod of Ireland. Most especially as there were warnings in place for gingers in case they spontaneously combusted. And if local stereotypes are to be believed that's half the country. Begorragh. 'tis a warm one to be sure to be sure.
question - what local stereotype are you?
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TBL I posted this on, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 11:30,
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You ain't long enough here to know what an anecdote is in these parts pardner.So run along and play with the traffic and leave us old timers alone with the wacky lols
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Right, I'll tell you an anecdote! In 1975 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded, I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat with a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies - buckaroo! When I sat down on the chair, I looked up and realised it was none other than Peter Purves! It was at the height of his Blue Peter fame! He said "You jammy bastard!" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now fuck off!
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I’m not sure how quick a flash is, so the point of your anecdote was lost on me. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 17:16,
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Me as well. Mostly as I was not actually writing an anecdote but at least I got a "fuck off" out of it so mission accomplished.
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TBL I posted this on, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 21:35,
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You had realistic expectations, that’s a good start. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 14:57,
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Stockbrokers and golf cunts, I guess.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Jul 2021, 12:54,
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If that's the rule then I'm definitely a stereotypical Surreyite.
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He’s been to the north? Funny, I thought he’d have mentioned it(
Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 14:23,
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looking down on his poor friends and treating them with a visitThe man's a humanitarian and no mistake!
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I honestly don't get what all the fuss over nitrous oxide is about. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Jul 2021, 14:28,
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Out of silly stuff to inhale while E'd off one's tits,I'd much rather do poppers.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Jul 2021, 19:53,
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Well not only does it work pretty well as a propellant for the cream but it also acts as a preservative.(, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 16:36, archived)
You'll notice I said "fuss", rather than "legitimate industrial applications".(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Jul 2021, 22:11,
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A doctor in Gloucester.I stepped in a puddle right up to my penus.
The puddle was half an inch deep.
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I am the dictionary definition of an East London hipster wanker :(So much so that I look down on East London hipster wankers because I liked the things they do before they did :(((((
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 16:28,
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Got the man-bun and everything. :((((
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Jul 2021, 22:12,
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My personal local stereotype is: immigrant(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 17:14,
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31C is 87F, that’s a nice warm day here. 35+ is hot. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 18:56,
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In Ireland anything over 20 degrees is news (
TBL I posted this on, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 21:37,
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