I am the dictionary definition of an East London hipster wanker :(
So much so that I look down on East London hipster wankers because I liked the things they do before they did :(((((
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 16:28, archived)

Got the man-bun and everything. :(((

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Jul 2021, 22:12, archived)