fuck this noise
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 22:05, archived)

I’m genuinely shocked, I had no idea about this. Stratford, fucking hell, I lived around that way for years.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 1:38, archived)

about 10 minutes before it started, my wife was scoffing about how they'd forecast thunderstorms and all we'd seen was a touch of light rain
next thing we know the kerb was completely submerged and the water was up to our front gate, mental
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 8:25, archived)