I actually couldn't give a single, solitary shit

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 10:39, archived)

what, not even one?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jul 2021, 10:42, archived)

DIAGNOSIS: Acute bowel obstruction.
Please ring 999, your intestines may explode at any moment.

You're welcome
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 11:30, archived)