Not yet, stringing them along whilst we wait to see if the mother in law is going to give us money to buy a better one.
I don't think she likes the idea of having to live with us while the house is being fixed any more than we do.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 14:37, archived)

hahah make sure you are *extra* annoying for a while to really put the wind up her
I'm sure you can manage that
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 15:19, archived)

Yes that is the plan.
Plus frequently reminding her that she can't take it with her and we'll be the ones choosing her nursing home.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 20:00, archived)