Fucking hell, I thought you'd made a hilarious F/C mix-up, but no.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Jul 2021, 17:30, archived)

nope, in a proper oven a Napoli style pizza cooks in around 60 seconds
mental innit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 17:43, archived)

Reminds me of a film I saw about people who cook small sweet baked items very quickly at a hot temperature.
Scone In 60 Seconds, it was called.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Jul 2021, 22:09, archived)

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:28, archived)