Your 'wife' wouldn't happen to be a sock
With a pair of googly eyes sewed on. Would she?

Only I can imagine you being the sort of person who would have an argument with their wank-sock.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 4:49, archived)

yes, I'm married to a sock
got some funny looks at the registry office but I don't care, we're in love, darn it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 7:59, archived)

#sockjokes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 8:00, archived)