My phone was indoors, what a day. I hope this post finds you well?

( mongychops, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 20:06, archived)

losing a phone is horrendous, good news
aok here ta, apart from a ludicrous argument with my wife about This Is England
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 21:55, archived)

Now, being somewhat of a professional hater-of-popular-things, I'm guessing you're not so keen on it?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Jul 2021, 22:09, archived)

Ricky Queefardo is keen of meat shops

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 22:22, archived)

I didn't mind it actually, for the most part because it's set in 1983 and the set & costume design was spot on
Bit odd to find a miserable film about northern racist skinheads nostalgic but hey ho
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 7:56, archived)

I watched it. Seemed like some dort of guy Ritchie stuff. Meh

( mongychops, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 22:32, archived)

Not your dort of thing at all then?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Jul 2021, 22:35, archived)

Seems like the kind of chav shit that would have me punting a shoe through the telly
So I won't watch it
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 22:40, archived)

one of my ex-employees is in it briefly, her husband plays one of the main characters
it's really fucking grim
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 7:58, archived)

I can go one tenuous step further - I got chatting to a bloke in Leeds who is the best friend of the actor that plays Milky.
BEAT. THAT.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:33, archived)

Well I’m pretty sure you do live in England Queef, I hope you didn’t back down and say something like, “well perhaps this is France”.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 0:11, archived)

I went all in on it being Belgium
Boy was I wrong :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 7:57, archived)

This Is In Bruges

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 7:59, archived)

Your 'wife' wouldn't happen to be a sock
With a pair of googly eyes sewed on. Would she?

Only I can imagine you being the sort of person who would have an argument with their wank-sock.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 4:49, archived)

yes, I'm married to a sock
got some funny looks at the registry office but I don't care, we're in love, darn it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 7:59, archived)

#sockjokes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 8:00, archived)

I may have found a new hair dye to replace my discontinued one
It's not expensive, it's premixed, it's easy to apply and it looks like it's putting blue highlights and lowlights in at the same time, so yeah, I'm having a great night
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 22:38, archived)

I'm also drinking and watching shit films
So I'm good
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 23:15, archived)