Jeremy and Fiona. They have a personal chef three nights a week courtesy of Gregg who somehow found this absolutely wonderful woman who really ought to be working in a top Italian restaurant.
 
Sample dialogue:
 
“Tell me, have you ever tried pizza… with pineapple?”
“These days of course we only ever eat authentic, traditionally aged pasta. Like for instance this ravioli in real tomato sauce, which has been aged in this can.”
 
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 5:22, archived)