'noongles!
going to have a crack at Nashville hot chicken in bit, just back from spoons, u?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 14:38, archived)

Making pizza, drinking wine like the middle class ponce I am

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 14:49, archived)

upper middle class, surely
Cheers
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 14:57, archived)

People in that category either eat at fancy restaurants or employ a cook, I think.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 31 Jul 2021, 17:13, archived)

Jeremy and Fiona. They have a personal chef three nights a week courtesy of Gregg who somehow found this absolutely wonderful woman who really ought to be working in a top Italian restaurant.
 
Sample dialogue:
 
“Tell me, have you ever tried pizza… with pineapple?”
“These days of course we only ever eat authentic, traditionally aged pasta. Like for instance this ravioli in real tomato sauce, which has been aged in this can.”
 
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 5:22, archived)

hope yer pizza goes well m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 15:09, archived)

Cheers matey

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 15:37, archived)

matey

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 5:43, archived)

Pizza update: it was ‘alright’
but the GF liked it so that’s what matters eh

#pizzachat
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 19:41, archived)

cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 31 Jul 2021, 20:42, archived)

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( Cheers Cheers, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 21:49, archived)

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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 5:43, archived)

That's a result

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 22:00, archived)

Just arrived at my local after a herd days graft

( mongychops, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 15:13, archived)

And I been working like a hog

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 16:55, archived)

What's nashville hot chicken when it's at home?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 15:34, archived)

it's the fucking tits, is what it is
www.allrecipes.com/recipe/254804/chef-johns-nashville-hot-chicken/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 8:54, archived)

By Less Than Jake?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 15:37, archived)

FEWER than Jake

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 31 Jul 2021, 17:13, archived)

listening to disturbed and annoying americans
before going home to a few cold cans and serial killer documentaries
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 16:39, archived)

If they're disturbed then you probably shouldn't judge them for being annoying.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 31 Jul 2021, 17:48, archived)

more disturbing than disturbed

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 17:55, archived)