morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 2 Aug 2021, 7:45, archived)

nice and sunny here, just in time for not the weekend

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 8:19, archived)

same
I think the sun took the weekend off as well
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 8:35, archived)

I've just had an order from someone with both a double-barrelled forename and surname
'Kimberley-Tybee Golding-Tomter', bit of a mouthful eh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 8:49, archived)

sounds like she had a ripping good afterrnoon's punting and croquet
with Tarquin Bufton-Tufton and Arabella Worthingtonshire III
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 8:53, archived)

when my father was a don at Winchester he had a pupil with a triple-barrelled surname
'Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes', related to Ranulph Fiennes, I believe
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 8:55, archived)

no real names please
also, you're right: wiki says his full name is Sir Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes, 3rd Baronet
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 8:57, archived)

soz Ranulph, will delete

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 9:00, archived)

PS I have also had orders this morning from a 'James Bond' and a 'William Morris'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 9:31, archived)

'Seymour Butts' can't be far behind

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 9:35, archived)

behind lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 2 Aug 2021, 9:53, archived)

double barrelled christian names are an underclass thing these days

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 2 Aug 2021, 8:56, archived)

^arriviste obsessed with class

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 9:00, archived)

I just loathe awful names with 'unique' spellings.
Middle class people are equally bad.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 2 Aug 2021, 9:17, archived)

Arse boooooooon

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 9:12, archived)

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-ADSWORD!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 2 Aug 2021, 9:16, archived)

morning ‘boon

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 10:21, archived)

cheers
Good weekend? Bit cloudy here on Sat morning but it cleared up enough for a BBQ in the evening lol.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 2 Aug 2021, 10:26, archived)