after a solid week's scorching weather, I thought 'fuck it' and bought a paddling pool for the garden
every single day since then, it has wazzed it down
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:43, archived)

such is life, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:48, archived)

someone's up there having a good laugh alright

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:50, archived)

$oro$

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:53, archived)

PS strikey piddling poo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:56, archived)

Saves you having to bother filling it with a hose, I guess.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:07, archived)

Saves you having to bother filling it with Fuck +r
( broadsword, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:18, archived)

it would have been filled several times over by the rain by now

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:20, archived)

Damned hosers, going around hosing everything!
Damn their eyes, I say!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Aug 2021, 15:45, archived)