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good afternoon, knobber's
just went for a little stroll, amazingly it wasn't raining. What a shitty old summer this is turning out to be, still I'd rather this shit than 47 degrees and everything on fire like in the Med right now. Poor sods.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:27, archived)
It's dark and cloudy over here
Rain is imminent, I'd say

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(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:33, archived)
Just had some doner kebab Pringles
Definitely nothing like a kebab. I'd have guessed lamb madras. Definitely more curry than kebab
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:34, archived)
I see there's a pulled pork one too, I should imagine that just tastes of bbq sauce

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:49, archived)
*follows on insta*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:49, archived)
If I had a YouTube channel, devoted entirely to tasting all the different types of Pringles
I could probably quit my job
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:27, archived)
defo, you could be a 'flavour ambassador/influencer', wow how cool would that be

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:38, archived)
Hey, what's up you guys, welcome to another episode of "TH's Tasty Tubes"
See? Easy
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 15:06, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 15:15, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 14:12, archived)
after a solid week's scorching weather, I thought 'fuck it' and bought a paddling pool for the garden
every single day since then, it has wazzed it down
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:43, archived)
such is life, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:48, archived)
someone's up there having a good laugh alright

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:50, archived)
$oro$

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:53, archived)
PS strikey piddling poo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:56, archived)
Saves you having to bother filling it with a hose, I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:07, archived)

Saves you having to bother filling it with Fuck +r
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:18, archived)
it would have been filled several times over by the rain by now

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:20, archived)
Damned hosers, going around hosing everything!
Damn their eyes, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Aug 2021, 15:45, archived)
It's certainly keeping me away from the lakes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:43, archived)
do you get a load of mosquitoes when you're fishing in summer?
It's bad enough here, I'm getting bitten to shit
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:48, archived)
Yeah, you have to use high content deet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:58, archived)
I can't stand the smell
better than being eaten alive though I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:54, archived)
I'm not sure deet has an odor

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 14:06, archived)
ODOR!
like in Game of Thrones
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 14:12, archived)
ah I'm thinking of Muskol I think

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 14:15, archived)
I'd think so, deet was a weapons grade insect killer that causes cancer, smell was not its biggest issue

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 15:26, archived)
fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 15:29, archived)
It appears they have done more research and it's alright.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 17:00, archived)
glad to hear it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 17:27, archived)
gr8 weather here, FRIEND

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:51, archived)
I would like a lower pollen count today
Still not sure if I've got a cold or it's hayfever, but it's doing my head in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 14:35, archived)

Been 47 here, sweating buckets, Cyprus.
(Wobble, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 18:55, archived)
I don't think he asked ASL

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 21:47, archived)