Morning
Surprisingly chipper this morning
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 8:57, archived)

that is indeed surprising

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:00, archived)

It may be because it's payday
And I get to do my favourite thing ever
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:18, archived)

diddle a dingo?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:18, archived)

That's a close second
I get to go shopping!
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:30, archived)

I've not been in a non-supermarket shop for fucking ever
I buy all my clothes, shoes and records online- the high street is dead to me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:32, archived)

I'm only going food shopping
And maybe a couple of DVD's
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:40, archived)

eat an entire tube of Pringles and subscribe to Two Hats’ YouTube channel?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:33, archived)

Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:38, archived)

SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON GUYS

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:47, archived)

Don't forget to ring that bell!
+ end
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:56, archived)

Sponsored by Honey

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:49, archived)

Ooo, so, close, but wrong
Thanks for playing and don't forget, you get the souvenir cuddly monkey to take home
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:40, archived)

Sounds good to me, how big is the monkey?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:43, archived)

14 inches

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:47, archived)

The perfect size

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:48, archived)