morning all

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 8:36, archived)

hi FRIEND

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Aug 2021, 8:51, archived)

hello

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:02, archived)

beautiful weather here today

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:30, archived)

Morning
Surprisingly chipper this morning
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 8:57, archived)

that is indeed surprising

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:00, archived)

It may be because it's payday
And I get to do my favourite thing ever
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:18, archived)

diddle a dingo?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:18, archived)

That's a close second
I get to go shopping!
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:30, archived)

I've not been in a non-supermarket shop for fucking ever
I buy all my clothes, shoes and records online- the high street is dead to me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:32, archived)

I'm only going food shopping
And maybe a couple of DVD's
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:40, archived)

eat an entire tube of Pringles and subscribe to Two Hats’ YouTube channel?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:33, archived)

Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:38, archived)

SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON GUYS

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:47, archived)

Don't forget to ring that bell!
+ end
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:56, archived)

Sponsored by Honey

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:49, archived)

Ooo, so, close, but wrong
Thanks for playing and don't forget, you get the souvenir cuddly monkey to take home
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:40, archived)

Sounds good to me, how big is the monkey?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:43, archived)

14 inches

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:47, archived)

The perfect size

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:48, archived)

Yo bum rush the show

( mongychops, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 8:57, archived)

bring the noise

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:01, archived)

and a very good morning to you

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:07, archived)

sunny start here, might not even rain if I'm *really* lucky

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:10, archived)

sunny here too, just been for a run before it starts pissing down

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:11, archived)

just having a spin on the old deskbike but will get out for a walk in a bit too
I used to go running but my father and sister have both had knee surgery due to high impact(ish) sports - squash and basketball respectively - so I'm really wary of having similar issues: the bike is best for me, I think. Not to mention I am getting paid whilst I cycle
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:14, archived)

#thatsinterestingqueef

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:18, archived)

That’s probably how I’ll end up…just need to get my marathon done first!
#nobodycarescheers #comedyforum
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:30, archived)

how long is it til the Big Race?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:43, archived)

*brb* etc

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:43, archived)

17th October, scarily close

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:50, archived)

can you manage the 26 miles already and are just working on doing it faster? or are you just hoping you can do the whole length by then?
I know almost nothing about this stuff, sorry


lol 'do', lol 'whole length'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 10:02, archived)

lol
lol

20 miles is my longest so far, just need to up my endurance
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 10:04, archived)

sounds like you should be OK for 26 then
take a wrap of whizz and 'bomb' it towards the end


lol end
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 10:09, archived)

Morning queef FUCK YEAH WEDNESDAY

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:25, archived)

FUCKING COME THE FUCK ON!!!!


lol come
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:31, archived)

Lol like spunk!

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:39, archived)

yes, I do

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:40, archived)

morning
late start today
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 10:05, archived)

don't let it happen again, OK?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 10:10, archived)

yes boss

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 10:12, archived)