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Total bargain at £1.625 mill and I'll get to sleep in the downstairs room the previous owner just died in whilst the builders are making the rest of it suitable for habitation.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:33, archived)
And as an added bonus the next door neighbour who interrogated me when I went to view the house has now told everyone on the road that "doctor x is moving in" and I can expect a long queue of people outside my door waiting to show me their bumholes.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:36, archived)
that was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:39, archived)
I did know you're a proctoligist

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:42, archived)
Nah, GP with special interest in bumholes

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:46, archived)
anal practitioner

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:51, archived)
Tell them you used to work in donneybrook medical centre

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