finally cleared all the soot and dust from my loft this morning
a job that clearly hasn't been done for some time. judging by the 1944 newsletter I found. Now to spray everywhere with woodworm treatment...
(piss and shit, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 11:54, archived)

posted this the other day, but a few months ago my godmother had someone look at a leak in her loft
turns out the whole thing had to be replaced

imgur.com/a/QR0S7mQ
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 12:03, archived)

when I was cleaning out a load of sawdust, soot etc from under the upstairs landing floorboards
I found a cigarette packet (empty) which must have been there since the house was built in the 1900s, I can only assume that the joiner who was fitting the floorboards got to the end of his pack of Park Drive tabs and chucked it under there.

So the soot and dust got cleaned off, the packet got framed and it's staying with the house. It was there a hundred years before I was.

#comedywebsite #wehavearightlaughhere #alright
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 12:05, archived)

did the fag packet look like this?
imgur.com/gallery/lh2I15P
(piss and shit, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 17:42, archived)

pretty much, yeah

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 6:53, archived)

anything in there about that Hitler fellow?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 12:07, archived)

no, just a reference to 'Kunt and the Gang' and an AMAZING lithograph by 'Happy Toast'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 12:09, archived)

loft bumhole
w p dworm treatment
( broadsword, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 14:34, archived)

A fun afternoon of sharts and crafts

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 14:56, archived)