I'll clap extra hard this Thursday

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 17:20, archived)

I read that the NHS isn't doing so well in Scotland with COVID cases increasing again and applauding the NHS may just fuel the complacency (I hesitate to use the word laziness as I'm sure there is a minority of Scottish people who can be fucked
to behave responsibly) that has lead to this situation.
I'd suggest that rather than clapping you should stand on your doorstep and shout helpful advice about how to reduce transmission rates.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 18:50, archived)

It's OK though, the scottish government just made it free to park at all hospitals
so we can superspread it in the best places to treat it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 20:53, archived)