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Morning
Late start today, so I'm going straight to brunch. Huevos Diabolos, my own recipe and pretty damn tasty.
Anyone else cooking today?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 11:35, archived)
gonna be at soft play for a five year old's birthday after lunch :(

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 12:00, archived)
Oooo, unlucky

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 12:02, archived)
I just helped her decorate her cake
it looks fucking shit
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 12:25, archived)
I'm not great at cake decorations
But I can make fabulous icing flowers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 12:44, archived)
I haven't made a cake in over 6 years
getting my kitchen redone soon though so hopefully that'll change
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 13:03, archived)
I need more cake pans
My nephew took most of my old ones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 13:28, archived)
Crisp sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 12:04, archived)
Don't knock it
A crisp sandwich is a perfect snack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 12:14, archived)
Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 12:55, archived)
braw!
have chips with that!
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 13:04, archived)
Got my "Gloucestershire COVID-19 Vaccination Team" medal yesterday.
Except it's more of a plastic pin badge.

Never mind, my George Cross should hopefully be in the post.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 15:41, archived)
First class, I would imagine

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 15:59, archived)
I'll clap extra hard this Thursday

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 17:20, archived)
I read that the NHS isn't doing so well in Scotland with COVID cases increasing again and applauding the NHS may just fuel the complacency (I hesitate to use the word laziness as I'm sure there is a minority of Scottish people who can be fucked
to behave responsibly) that has lead to this situation.
I'd suggest that rather than clapping you should stand on your doorstep and shout helpful advice about how to reduce transmission rates.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 18:50, archived)
It's OK though, the scottish government just made it free to park at all hospitals
so we can superspread it in the best places to treat it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 20:53, archived)
Not cooking, just getting baked

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 16:17, archived)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 17:06, archived)
I had roast mand with all the trimmings, bit fooked now

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 16:43, archived)
Roast mand?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 17:06, archived)
mdma, I was joking about the roast bit

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 17:48, archived)
Kozani chicken, Rick Stein's recipe. Made it quite a few times after seeing him do it on the telly.
I've always been annoyed that I've never been able to find "sweet paprika" and had to substitute it with the normal stuff, and only today have I googled it to find that they're the same thing. I'll never make it as an insufferable food ponce :(
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 17:49, archived)
RIP lee scratch perry, the wakki bastard

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 29 Aug 2021, 18:23, archived)
Seriously? I wonder if his telepathic clothes still work?
Might have to play Heart Of The Congos later.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 18:39, archived)
He was a genuine genius in a world where that word is bandied about far too much
Even turned out some b-boy break action

youtu.be/-x8_rrYOK1o
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 18:43, archived)
kind of a miracle he lasted this long really

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 19:55, archived)
I thocht he wis deid.
/Scotland the What?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 20:56, archived)
BIG UP 2 MICHAEL GOVE
luv from da aberdeen junglist kru
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 29 Aug 2021, 19:18, archived)