dunno off the top of my head
I'm lucky enough to not have any mental relatives, and I have almost no friends
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 10:14, archived)

lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 13 Sep 2021, 10:17, archived)

Never underestimate the stupidity of complete strangers.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 10:37, archived)

on the recent anniversary of the moon landings
I had a customer bring it up purely so he could tell me he didn't believe it happened. He did it in a way that made me think he wanted a debate, so I said 'oh right' and carried on with the work.

Fucking twat.
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 10:52, archived)

I was in a shitty backpacker's hostel in Kalgoorlie 11 years ago
and there was an advert on the TV for a programme about the moon landings. The psychotic middle-aged English cleaner/co-'manager', who was walking past with the hoover, suddenly bellowed "THAT'S BULLSHIT, WE NEVER WENT THERE!" and then carried on with her duties. You know what, I think she's right, she never went there.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 11:09, archived)

The moon is actually hollow. Fact
Aliens from the Dungeon Dimensions are piloting it. Get real!
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 11:49, archived)

You fucking sheep.
That's just one of their cover-up stories to distract people from the fact the moon doesn't exist. It's a hologram projected by a drone to fool people into thinking the world isn't flat.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 11:54, archived)

clueless, fucking clueless *shakes head*
the "moon" is a reflection of our cosmic disc. What we 'see' as the moon is actually our Altantean plateau bubble habitat reflected off the surface of the sea. We're trapped in a fabricated environment underwater by Venusian space lizards which is why CO2 levels are rising
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 12:13, archived)