Morning
My partner's idiot conspiracy theory-loving stepsister and her partner asked me yesterday if I could get hold of some ivermectin for them, to keep in their bathroom cupboard "just in case" they got covid, citing Joe Rogan. What's the stupidest fucking thing someone's said to you recently?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 6:40, archived)

morning
lol @ this numpty
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 6:54, archived)

Such a thin line between clever and stupid.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 7:05, archived)

ikr?
it was almost brilliant
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 7:25, archived)

b3ta

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 13 Sep 2021, 7:32, archived)

4eva

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 8:11, archived)

Taxi driver last week
Told me he would never get the vaccine because he won't have anyone following him or tracking where he goes. He said he never uses technology of any kind. This was 2 minutes after asking for the postcode of where I was going so he could put it in the satnav.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 7:47, archived)

were you talking to him?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 13 Sep 2021, 7:53, archived)

I asked if he would prefer me to wear a mask in his cab

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 10:02, archived)

what's moonlighting?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 13 Sep 2021, 10:12, archived)

A really shit show with sybil shepherd and Bruce Willis

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 10:13, archived)

Sunlighting at night

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 16:01, archived)

Yeah, idiot stepsister doesn't believe anything the government tells her
and relies instead on looking up everything on her smartphone, using Google.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 8:12, archived)

>Doesn't use technology of any kind
Drives a car for a living
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Sep 2021, 8:25, archived)

Exactly

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 10:01, archived)

morning
internet problems this morning, just to add to my already-joyful state of mine. dibnah af
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 8:30, archived)

New York state of mine

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 8:51, archived)

might play some Mindcraft

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 8:53, archived)

Don't step on a lanemind.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 9:48, archived)

I'll bear that in mine

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 10:29, archived)

it's a wife-mine now, Dave!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 13 Sep 2021, 9:00, archived)

the brilliantly-named 'the porcupine from purgatory'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 13 Sep 2021, 9:18, archived)

Gosh, thankees mateyplops *smoosh*
*enclickens*
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 9:21, archived)

dunno off the top of my head
I'm lucky enough to not have any mental relatives, and I have almost no friends
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 10:14, archived)

lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 13 Sep 2021, 10:17, archived)

Never underestimate the stupidity of complete strangers.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 10:37, archived)

on the recent anniversary of the moon landings
I had a customer bring it up purely so he could tell me he didn't believe it happened. He did it in a way that made me think he wanted a debate, so I said 'oh right' and carried on with the work.

Fucking twat.
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 10:52, archived)

I was in a shitty backpacker's hostel in Kalgoorlie 11 years ago
and there was an advert on the TV for a programme about the moon landings. The psychotic middle-aged English cleaner/co-'manager', who was walking past with the hoover, suddenly bellowed "THAT'S BULLSHIT, WE NEVER WENT THERE!" and then carried on with her duties. You know what, I think she's right, she never went there.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 11:09, archived)

The moon is actually hollow. Fact
Aliens from the Dungeon Dimensions are piloting it. Get real!
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 11:49, archived)

You fucking sheep.
That's just one of their cover-up stories to distract people from the fact the moon doesn't exist. It's a hologram projected by a drone to fool people into thinking the world isn't flat.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 11:54, archived)

clueless, fucking clueless *shakes head*
the "moon" is a reflection of our cosmic disc. What we 'see' as the moon is actually our Altantean plateau bubble habitat reflected off the surface of the sea. We're trapped in a fabricated environment underwater by Venusian space lizards which is why CO2 levels are rising
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 12:13, archived)