The fact that I don't have a cleaner

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 12:51, archived)

when my wife gets a new job, the first thing we'll do is hire a cleaner
the second thing is to buy a new mattress

amazing, huh?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 12:54, archived)

About the only thing I don't need is a new mattress

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 13:04, archived)

if you buy the mattress first, the cleaner'll be able to clean that as well

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 15:30, archived)

he'd better not SPRING it on her!!!!!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 15:36, archived)