The fact that I don't have a cleaner
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 12:51,
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when my wife gets a new job, the first thing we'll do is hire a cleaner
the second thing is to buy a new mattress
amazing, huh?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 12:54,
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About the only thing I don't need is a new mattress
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 13:04,
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if you buy the mattress first, the cleaner'll be able to clean that as well
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 15:30,
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he'd better not SPRING it on her!!!!!
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morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 15:36,
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