if you thought this would be funnier in capitals you were wrong

(Tony Shithouse, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 18:01, archived)

ARSEHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 22:53, archived)

Ÿ̷̧̩̩̩̱̤̺̝̳̥͍̲̬̖̝̼͓́̿̈́̈́̀̀̀̿͊͆̈͒̊̓̀̏́̿̄͘̚͘͝ͅȅ̴̲̹̹͈̦͓̬̻̟͓͍͍͍̙̣̪̳̪͚͔̭̬̰͉͍̞̹̫̻͚̹͓̤̝̎̒͆̊̑̒̊̋͊̍̈́͆̾͑̃̃͆̋̿͘͘̕͝s̴̨̨̡̧̛̛̰͎͍̟̯̦̣̬͉̻̞͔͈̗̩̦̦̳̮̮̝̺̤͕̞͕̻̳̤͇̈́͐̂̓̌͌̐͛̐̿̄̔̂͊͋͛͒̐̽͐̎̀̉̕͘͘͘͠͝͠ͅͅ.̸̨̡̡̧̛̛̛̰̳͍͙̝̠̳̣͕̻͓̲̦̳͍̱͚͖̜̪̻̜͓̣̝͎̦̠̖͂͋̽͑̑̎́̐̒̽̊̍̂͊̂͂̓̄̉̓͋͗͊̀̈́͑́̓̌̅̐͘̕̕̚̚͘̚̕͜͜͝͝͠ͅ ̷̧̧̧̡͈͈̣̝̭̖̞̯͕̱͈͈̘̜̗̝͉̣̩̭̱̤̆̿̐̌̈́̈̿̑͛̊̍̊͋̍̿̍͂͘̚̚͝͝ͅH̶̨̨̧̧̦̝͙̟͙̲̱̳͇̥͈̺̝͎͓̮͍̭̩̥̼̲̟̘̖͉̰̦̠̼͎̫̊̈́̐͒͑̉̾̔̍̏͗͐̋̆͆͊͛̽͆̄̅̈́̈̔̅̌̌̆̉̎̄̑̃̿̕̕̚͜͜͠͝͝͠ͅo̸̯̗̥̺̭͙͚̙͛̽̐͑̓̑́̄͌́͘͜ͅw̵̦̝͎̥̺͚̙̯͚̏͛͒̿͝ȩ̷͖̜͇̼͍̱͈̫͕̬̙̼̞̮̹̊͒͊̆̊̽̌̓̑͌̃̄̐̂͒͒̚̕̕͠͝v̴̧̧̡̛͇͖̗̣̜̘̤͖͇̦̳̫̺̫͈̟̭̈́̓́͆͛̂̾̍̌̾̌̍͝͝ȅ̸̡̢̡̨̧̧̛̼̖̥͍̜̱͍̳̳̺̰͍̝̥͓̖̹̙̻̞̦̮̰̪͙̊̈̓̊̿̔̃̂̍̈́̅͆̊̈́̃̕̚̕̚͝ͅͅͅŗ̶̢̱͙̟̙͕̥̦̙͈̼͔̩͚̝̝̪̖̩̫̝̳̘͌̅̈́̒͂̉͗̏̄́̅̽̌͆͌̌́̿̏͐̃̔͂͂̃͗̃̆͑̕͝ ̵̧̛̩̩͍̫̱̬̓̌̌́͂͒͑̾̈́̔̎̊͆̍͋̉̇͗̈́̾̍́͘͝͠͝͠͝͝z̸̛͙̫̦̥̗̦͇̘̺͎̜̤̣̘̱̣͍̪͖̼̐͐͊͊̇́̂͆̈́̌̂̒̀͊̍͛̓̊͑̑̎̋̍̀͆̓̈́̍͌̕͘͜͝͝a̷̹͇͇̗̘͎̰̭̼̩͍̗̱̟͓̺̣̘̘̙̻̙͚̼̝̭̘̔̋̆͒̂l̷̢̨̛̛̙̘̟̘̫̦̤̻͕̤̣̙̭̦̞̻̥̮̠̹̤͕̟̖͈͓̥̯̣̘̞̥̱̳̳̜̹̝̥͉͖̦̗̽̅́̽̈́̓̽͐̆͛͒̌̽̆̾̒̀̑̑́́̾̅̈́̄̇̇͂̈́̓̓̀̀̿͑̋̔̓̓̌̓̏͐̕̚͠͠͠ͅḏ̵̏̐̑͒́̿̀̽͛̓̽̿́̚͝͠ö̴͍̩͖̝̬͕̼͈͇̣̝͈͔̝͕͚̯͖͙̝̻̦̖͍̥̪̠͕̳̱̼͓̻̭̻̱̫̰̩͉̤̈́̉͜ͅͅ ̸̢̡̨̪̞̪̥͎͕͇̝̰̖̫̻͓̩͕͓̗̘̟͎̘̗̥̝̠̹̳̹̯̝͓͎͙̯̣͖̩̣̭̜̪̲̖̅̇̈̄͋̀̉̂̐͐͂́̈́̉́̽͌̀̅͊̌͗͗́͂̈̿̚͘̚͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅş̵̡̛̦̺͇̜̮̫̻̞̥̮̥̗̗͉͉̝̹͖̙͍̱̞̳̖̞̪̫̾̆̑̎̂͌͆̈́̋̈́̃̒̏̓̏́̔̚͜͠ͅͅc̵̲̅̋̓̇̾̆̄͊̉͒̆̍́̈́͐̽͐̽͑̄͐̽̌̈́̍̍̈́́͛̌́̋̈́̃͒̂͝͝r̸̠͇͓̲̀̂̋̌̇̄̊͗̚̕͠ì̸͇͈̻̳̬̘̻͙͚̘͎̻͖͚͐̍́̑̄̑́̈̃͋͋͠ͅp̷̨̙͉͍͖̳͙͚͇͙̲̗̝̘̣͎̭͚͇͚͔̍̔͌̀́͘͠ͅẗ̴̢̧̢̨̻̬̮͙̙͚̟̤̼̪͙͔͇̤̥̪̗̭͖͕̥̮̮̪̞̱͇̙̲͉̙̝̠̝͔̱̱̮͉̤̯̗́̀̚͘ ̴̨̡̧̨̨̨̪̼̥̯̻̝̪͓̣̻͙̲̥͉̙͙͙̫̖̝̙̩̱͇̲̦̲͈̜̘̤̼̙͕̮̞͌̏̑̑̾̾̆̌̓̐̂̿̿̉̾̓̊̑̓̍͗͋͑̏͛̌̆͛͛̾͌̒̂͒̍̇̈́̚̚̚͘͜m̴̡̧̧̢̛̙̭͎̬̙͓̻̰̮͙͉͙̗̮̜̙̱̤͎͎̭̮̤͈̝̹̝̠͈͛̋̏̐͋̂͊̾̏̓̆̉̅̊̽̉͒́̀̌̈̏̋̐̒̈́̃̕̚͝͠ȁ̵̧̡̨̨̛̦̻̟̠̹͚̱̪̹̮͖̹̤̤͔̪͕̘͔̳̮͍͉͍̲̙̬̰̹͈̹͙̪̇̊̉̃͗̓̇̂̿̀̉́̈́̆̉̆̓̈́̃́͊̀̕͘͘͘͝ͅk̵̡̢̡̫̼̮̗̟̥͇̯̫̘͚̺͈͍̼͚̲̳̞̂̉̆̍̋̍̽̕ẽ̷̡̛̫͎̪̬͈̟̤͈̰̼̯͈̯̘͙̺̭̲̖̝͖͙̹̙͉̀̽̀̓͐͌̈́̇̔̊̔͗̒͛̚̕͠͝ͅͅͅs̴̢̧̤̟̘̤̲̬̱̻̻͍̘̺͖̩̗̖̱͓̥͉̥̭̖̀́̈́͛̍̈̂̎̌͛̿̓̓͛̓͆̿́̋̎̉̇̈́̎͗̎̑̿̿̿̆́̃̈́̋͘͜͝͝ͅͅ ̶͔̜̼̬̝̭̺̳͔̮͕̿̀́͆͘͘̕͝ȩ̴̡̫̰̝̙̣̭͕̬͖̖͇̼̮̭̮̈̏̈́̃̈́̀͑̅͆͋̈̂̀̏̀͑̃̍̍̈́̅̔̒̈́͒͐̇̽͜͝͠v̷̧̲̣͔͖͍͕̪̬̱̝̣̻͓̰͖̖̘̲͎̠̰̰̊̿͒̓͐̈́͐͆̃̏͊̾̑̔̿̌̆̈́̇̄̄̂̂́͂̽̐̚̚͜͜͝͝ͅę̷̧̢̡̧̦͔̗̱͖̖̼̖̬̩̖̱̲̗̗̗̝̘̖̣̘̥̥͖͎̜̞̬̳̦̼͇͓̊̽͒r̷̛̛̛̛̦̮̪̖͎͍̻̩̎̉̈̉̄̓̏͋͋͒̿́̇̐̿̀̏͆̂͌̔̋̿͆̚̚̚͝͝ͅỳ̵̨̡̗͖̖̮̪͖̞̟͍̳̬̖͙̖̻̻͎̟̫͔̭̱͈̥̮̙̟̝̳̳̖̤̰͙̫̳̣̫͍́̉͒̀̌̓̆͊͆̓͊̇͂̾̐͊̑̒̐̒̓͌͆̑̈͐̒́̊̓͊̌̚̕͘͜͜͝͝͠ͅţ̵̨̨̨̨̮̞͙̰͖͍͍̝̗͖͙͚̳̙͔͓̠̬̌͌̈́̂̍̃̋̑̓͆̂̂͐̋̏̕̚͘̚̚͜ͅḩ̸̨̹̲̜̭͔̟̥͉̻͕̜͚͓̗͆͐̽̈͆̇̋̔̎̔͛̇͑̔͝͝i̶̧̨̡̢͍̼̹̫̫̠̥̣̦̳̥͖̩̖̼̱̐̎͊̈̎̓̓̄͂͗̈́͑͑́̀̅̐̄̑̈́̇̈͌́̓̋̅̈́̍͑̎̔͛͂̋̑̕͜͠͠͝n̸̨̠̪̙̳̻͙̄̊̆̔͠ģ̴̢̢͎͖̯̝͉͖̩͔̲̳͈̻̠̪̳̤͚͕̩̝̰̯̦̼̘̰̮̖͉̩͆̀̀̅͌̈́̉̑̊̈́̀̈́͐̀͛̇͗̌̇̎́̓͒͊͂̂̓̏͂͘̕̕͘͜͝͠ͅ ̶̛̥̩̻͙̺͍̟̤̮̮̼̻̩̞͈͈̪̟̂̈́̎̒̅͆̍̇̉̉̋̉̓͋̐̂̍̔͂̊̒̌̓́̇́̎̊͜͝͝͠͝͝ͅḩ̷̛̙̳̗̩͔͔̖͔͓͇̿͑̈̊̂̂̿͊͊̊͊̋͌̅͊͆̚͜i̵̧̛̛̗̬̥̖̺͇̳̻͗̀͌̇̒̈́̆̓̈̍́́͊͒̽̆̂̈̂͑̉́̌́͂̈́̒̉͑̈́͒̍̕͘̕͝͝͠͠l̴̛̠͓̻̥̳͊͌̆͐͗̑̄͒̾̔̊̈́̏͂̂̓̽̀͗̐̍͛̄͐͛͒̎̓̇̒̾̒̀̍̓̒͘̕̕͜͝ạ̸̛̣̞̦͓̙͉̙̻͎͉̙͙̥̰̬͕͇̰̝͓͍̰̗̱̟̣̬̹̮̞͇̫̠͙̫̄́͂̅̈́̂͛́͂̄͆̄̽̄͆̈̾͒̋̃̽̐̎̈͆̆̃͗̈́͛̏͗̉̆̐̇̎̂͑͆̕͜͝͝͝͠r̴̢̡̡̡̮̗̠̺̙̖̩͔͔̬͇̲̝̪̝̗̻̭̖̫̟͙͍͎̪̥̩͎̙͔̙̖̻̹̖̫̂̊͗͌͌͗̿͌͊̿̎̅̌͑̿̾̾͂́̀̎̊̐̃́͘͝͠͝͠͝͠ĭ̴̡̡̡̛̛̜̮̯̳͕̭͎̱̩̱̙̤̟̯̱͖̱̼͚̦̭̲͔̙̳͓͖̟̍̒̅́̀̈́̀̅̏̇̈͒́̓̂͛̈́̀͊̚͜͝͝ͅͅo̵̪̻̱̠̫̙͐̈̄̄̓̇̓̒͐̔̓̚͜͝͝ư̵̱̰̊͌̀̇̿̈́̽͒̎͋̈́̌̇̀̐̊̌̎́̓̎͗͋̚̕̕̚͠s̴̢̨̡̛̛̭̭̖͉̯͇̦̝͈̹̙̞͈̦̫̖̥̹̩͔̗̳̹̩̳̥̲̠̜̈́̈́̈́̇̀̅͂̇̀̍̾̃̀̄̐̈́̓̇̍͊̌̉̃̓̾̋̃̌̏͆̍̋͑́͜͜͝͝͝͠
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 23:00, archived)

A̶̡̧̨̨̧̛̩̱̭̟̺̣̲̠͔̻̥͖̱̬̮͇̖͇̖͈͈̖̳̫̠̠̤̝̙̘̙͉̫̥͇̥̣͐̈́͌̎̀͐̈́̀̈́̐̑̚̚͜͝͠R̷̢̨̛͍̯̮̫̰̼͎̪̝̰̗̩̖̙̗͕̩͙͍̟̦̝̿̑͑̍͐̂̓̅͗̃̈͂̃̈́́̈̾̓̎̄̃̚͜͠͝͝͠͝ͅS̵̘̲͉͚̤͖͔̠̫̯̼̭̘̠̣̬͍̺͖̆̽͑͆͋̾͂̌́̑́̈́̌̊̅̓͘̚͜͝E̴̡̧̡̡̛͔̙̙͇̩͓̮̟̥̟͚̗͖̥̯͚̼̗͉̫̮̗̺͈͆͂͋͛̾̈̀͐̀́̂̋̋̍̏̈́̔̚̕̚ͅḢ̷̨̧̨̡̢̨̛̛̞̘̻̰̙͚̯̹̬̲̖̯̪͓̫̰̖̣͓͛̽̋̉̋̃́̐̉̿̈́̈́̆͒̌͛͒͐͗̇̀̄̓͘͘͘͘͝Ō̵̢̢̡̢̨͈̬̫̥͔̭̙̰̠̞̻̗̞̖̝̙̘͓̱̪͇͔̳̖͇̹͉̗̲̹̝̘̖̥̤̥̗͚͈̥͚͉͔̑͐̔̈́̄́̊͊͗̀͊́̀̾̉͆̑͆̀͘͜͝͝͝ͅL̵̨̡̛͚̲̪͖̩̲̙̮̲̦̝̥̼̩̩͔̺̭̝̪̠̰͖̗̒̎̋́̿̂͆̈̏͌̓͊͂̿͗͂̿̊͛̅͊̇̉͗̇̈̒́̕͜͝͝͝ͅĘ̶̛̛̩̙͚̰̝͇̗̺̫͔̠͎̞͈̩̗̠͈͉͉̬̞̙͙̹̜͖̝͚̩̝͖͖̭̀̈̀͌̀͂͋̽̑̚͘̚͜͜͜ͅ
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 23:03, archived)

You’re a wizard Harry

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 2:38, archived)