I still think he should change his surname to Spaniel

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 19:50, archived)

Don't steal jokes - write them

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:02, archived)

I am merely saying I agree
I didn't claim to be the originator of the joke
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:13, archived)

thank fuck you don't take everything typed on here literally, that would be crushingly tedious and unfunny

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 22:08, archived)

I work 10 hours a week as a cleaner only to be £20 a week better off
Either everything is funny or nothing is
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 22:43, archived)