God Save The King


(and Camilla)


( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 17:37, archived)

Someone should have opened a burger van outside Buck Palace
They'd have made a killing.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 17:41, archived)

Swan baguette

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 21:03, archived)

Fryin' gosling

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 23:50, archived)

That god that German Cunt is dead
We need to kill off the rest of the cunts now. Scum.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 17:50, archived)

We heard you the first time, Edgy McEdgeface.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 9 Sep 2022, 18:11, archived)

I thought I deleted it from the the other thread.
Soz mr internet etiquette
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 18:12, archived)

If you dont like it hear you shud fuck off back to spain

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 18:22, archived)

Here*
And I love it HERE. I am sure I can love where I live and yet hate everything that the monarchy stands for.

Royalists should really get a grip.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 18:27, archived)

That god that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 22:54, archived)

I couldn't agree more, old boy
'That god that' indeed
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:38, archived)

I'm not a royalist by any measure,
but by fuck the unprompted whining of anti-royalists today makes me want to hang fucking bunting on the house and eat coronation chicken every meal for the rest of my life.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 22:09, archived)

alright planearm

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Sep 2022, 19:15, archived)

Queen + Consort = Queert

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 19:16, archived)

Queert Richard's

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 19:24, archived)

Cheers Richard's

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:09, archived)

spanishfly is a fucking wanker

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Sep 2022, 19:26, archived)

Popular page whore

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 19:26, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 19:30, archived)

Tony Hayers is a camel knobber

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:49, archived)

dullard

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 22:48, archived)

go on, Charlie

( $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 19:26, archived)

Alright planearm, anything good on telly that isn’t wall-to-wall jingoism?

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 19:29, archived)

ingo
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:40, archived)

I still think he should change his surname to Spaniel

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 19:50, archived)

Don't steal jokes - write them

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:02, archived)

I am merely saying I agree
I didn't claim to be the originator of the joke
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:13, archived)

thank fuck you don't take everything typed on here literally, that would be crushingly tedious and unfunny

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 22:08, archived)

I work 10 hours a week as a cleaner only to be £20 a week better off
Either everything is funny or nothing is
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 22:43, archived)

N

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 10 Sep 2022, 5:53, archived)

The fascist reging

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 10 Sep 2022, 7:03, archived)

he ain't no human bing

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 10 Sep 2022, 8:52, archived)