er, a 48 year old former easties actress has been charged with nicking 80 grand from an OAP
The coppers ain't naming her though, but ol' bulldog-features is 48 and is exactly the type to go in for that sort of thing.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:30, archived)

I reckon it's Eddie Izzard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:31, archived)

what, the OAP?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:32, archived)

So much woke rubbish at the BBC now that pervy old men now have to be the VICTIMS of younger women taking advantage of them.
It's political correctness gone mad! #BravermanForPM
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 11:09, archived)

Yes, look at poor old Saville,
Thought he was taking kids out on day trips, but really they were taking advantage of a loose-trouser wearing pensioner!
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 11:56, archived)