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I'd like to be someone important from YouTube
I see these lifestyle influencer numpties doing video after video of nothing and seemingly making a ton of cash and I want a piece of that action.

My channel would be about me shopping in a wide range of supermarkets and have choppy editing and lots of wind noise and noise from the trolley as I push it across a pot-holed carpark.

What would your youtube channel be about if you could be arsed?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:04, archived)
b3ta

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:05, archived)
B3ta user reacts to lunch thread

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:15, archived)
I'm actually a very successful make up/right wing youtube personality

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:13, archived)
Is the makeup actually you
painting Swastikas on childrens faces?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:15, archived)
Fash-facing as I like to call it.

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:16, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:14, archived)
semen khaidenko

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:28, archived)
Wrong account

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:30, archived)
arseboon dilbaro?

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:30, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:32, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:34, archived)
you're an unrepentant threadstomper, aintcha?

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:18, archived)
Tony, i'm only going to tell you once;
I own this thread and i'll do what i like.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:26, archived)
you're the Putin of the IT world, using your in-depth knowledge of Discworld novels and Warhammer rules to wreak violent chaos on peace-loving slashtalk posters

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:28, archived)
And map a network drive

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:29, archived)
well I think you'll find that The Matrix COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN.

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:31, archived)
Didn't it?

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:32, archived)
dunno, if she can switch off Rammstein for just a moment maybe she can answer our IT-based questions

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:34, archived)
It's not Rammstein,
it's Avenged Sevenfold.

DO YOU KNOW NOTHING?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:44, archived)
whatever, it's all bad heavy metal

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 11:45, archived)
name good heavy metal

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 12:05, archived)
Black Sabbath
sunn o)))
Goatsnake
Kyuss
(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 12:09, archived)
Snoatgake

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 12:48, archived)
Slack Babbath

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 12:56, archived)
Peep Durple

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 13:27, archived)
Why do you hate IT so much

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 11:22, archived)
Haha, deliberate Tim Curry misunderstanding!!!

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 11:22, archived)
Bumhole reviews

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:18, archived)
You'd probably get Tony Hayers
paying you money for that.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:27, archived)
I know I would

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:30, archived)
18 quid a view?

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:31, archived)
I prefer to charge per finger

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:47, archived)

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(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 11:20, archived)
odds on that 48 year old ex-EastEnders actress being Daniella Westbrook?

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:22, archived)
you've lost your mind
or you're replying to the wrong thread. Possibly both.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:27, archived)
er, a 48 year old former easties actress has been charged with nicking 80 grand from an OAP
The coppers ain't naming her though, but ol' bulldog-features is 48 and is exactly the type to go in for that sort of thing.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:30, archived)
I reckon it's Eddie Izzard

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:31, archived)
what, the OAP?

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:32, archived)
So much woke rubbish at the BBC now that pervy old men now have to be the VICTIMS of younger women taking advantage of them.
It's political correctness gone mad! #BravermanForPM
(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 11:09, archived)
Yes, look at poor old Saville,
Thought he was taking kids out on day trips, but really they were taking advantage of a loose-trouser wearing pensioner!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 11:56, archived)

at 48 year old ex-EastEnders actress e Christmas Day Prime Minister
(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:44, archived)
I'm sure you'll get odds on that at Ladbrokes

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:45, archived)
Not sure where you're getting this information but BBC news doesn't give a fuck about it and neither do I

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 10:46, archived)
I can help.

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 11:03, archived)
Videoing me in my sleep is not helping

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 11:23, archived)
Bollocks

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 11:08, archived)
Car rebuilds and Lego trains

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 11:26, archived)
And batshit conspiracies precisely engineered to get gullible twats thinking they're clever and special

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 11:35, archived)
There are so many salvage rebuild channels on youtube i mix them up now.

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 11:57, archived)
I would review tramp juice

(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 11:31, archived)
Videos of me sleepwalking
Been thinking of recording myself anyway, just to see exactly what I get up to on my night-time rambles
(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 11:38, archived)
I'd like to think it's something like the chase scenes
from the Benny Hill show.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 11:58, archived)
Fuck knows
Just glad I haven't woken up outside for a while
(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 12:49, archived)