We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing red knickers

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:57, archived)

Still no excuse for that kind of driving
Step out of the car, please.
( MiseryCunt, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:58, archived)

Is there maybe something I can do for you, hmm?
Or maybe my wife could do for you, to avoid this dilemma?
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:14, archived)

I dunno
I guess I've just got the blues, brother.

Tell you what, I'll let you off with a warning this time.
( MiseryCunt, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:24, archived)