Can't believe that McDonalds's retired their mascot because the Woke Twitter Left accused him of whiteface

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 12:34, archived)

He wore makeup in clear contravention of societal norms, think of the children, burn him

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 12:43, archived)

also in contravention of food safety regulations, imagine how much of if flaked off into the fries.
THINK OF THE CHEMICALS!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 12:46, archived)

Chemicals are forever, James Bond's new wokezzzz

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 12:50, archived)

King of the anti-vaxxers Robert F Kennedy is running for president as a Democrat.
If Biden croaks, it's going to be him vs Trump, isn't it? Oh, what a time to be alive.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 13:11, archived)

After hearing the news about Ronald McDonald I'm fully expecting a run from him

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 13:21, archived)

Lead and mercury is what makes the fries so moreish

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 13:23, archived)

Plus you can use them as a battery in a science project, Cave.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 13:29, archived)

combineoverwiki.net/wiki/File:Real_cave_and_caroline2.jpg
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 14:05, archived)

combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Category:Cave_Johnson_images
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 14:08, archived)