What the fuck kind of name is "Cal" anyway,
I guess it's for a third gender or something.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 22:25, archived)

It's short for Calorie

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 22:38, archived)

Why won't you vom all over

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 8:33, archived)

When you middle name your kid so he sounds like a squid
He's Amari
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 22:54, archived)

Damacy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 23:15, archived)

It's short for camel knobber

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 23:01, archived)