I understood this to be a myth!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:10, archived)

Nah, I've seen at least several squirrels.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:19, archived)

I hear their horns hold magical properties if correctly consumed!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:26, archived)

A common misconception
It's actually a mythter
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:25, archived)

I think
Therefore I can't thwim
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:27, archived)

Alright, Cosgrove Hall

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:45, archived)

Crumbs!

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 14:04, archived)

"I thought you were a myth!"
"I'm not even a myth-ter! I am a Count!"
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 14:50, archived)

*annoyed Igor sounds*

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 15:07, archived)