Alright.
Alt.: favourite alliterative combination of animal and sex act? I reckon you can't beat wanking off a walrus.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 10:35, archived)

Tromboning a turtle

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 10:44, archived)

Ooh, niche.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 10:48, archived)

Power
Full
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:12, archived)

hullo m8
Teabagging a tortoise? Difficult to choose a favourite
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 11:13, archived)

There's a lot to be said for buggering a budgie.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 11:23, archived)

slipping into a scallop
fuck you slipping is a notorious sexual act round these horny parts
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 11:29, archived)

Blowing a bisexual Bearded Dragon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 11:34, archived)

Phwaor!
/ac
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 11:54, archived)

Titwank off a tapir

( broadsword, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 11:50, archived)

I know, I know it's serious

( broadsword, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 11:50, archived)

*cricket applause*

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 21:36, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=100121
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 12:30, archived)

Currently tonguing a tarantula!
What can I say... I'm a leg man!
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 12:07, archived)

a hairy leg man

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 14:11, archived)

Rimming a rhinoceros

(piss and shit, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 12:30, archived)

Rather you than me, m2^3.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 12:33, archived)

Squirting on a squirrel

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:03, archived)

I understood this to be a myth!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:10, archived)

Nah, I've seen at least several squirrels.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:19, archived)

I hear their horns hold magical properties if correctly consumed!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:26, archived)

A common misconception
It's actually a mythter
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:25, archived)

I think
Therefore I can't thwim
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:27, archived)

Alright, Cosgrove Hall

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:45, archived)

Crumbs!

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 14:04, archived)

"I thought you were a myth!"
"I'm not even a myth-ter! I am a Count!"
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 14:50, archived)

*annoyed Igor sounds*

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 15:07, archived)

I think frotting a French hen*
*sits in a church and was buried along with it's name, everyone came.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:40, archived)

was planning to bagpipe a baboon but apparently it's illegal? might fiddle a finch instead.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:46, archived)

kazoo a kestrel

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:47, archived)

mandolin a mandrake

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:49, archived)

conduct a hornbill's horn section

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:54, archived)

fuck a snake

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:54, archived)

Nonstop around the clock livestock cockdock.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 14:31, archived)

Boffing a Badger

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 16:29, archived)