Crewe is a dump
Just saying
The rich man's York
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 13:33, archived)

the pub next to Crewe station is without doubt the most miserable hostelry I have ever had the misfortune to visit
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 13:42, archived)

Rhymes with 'poo', just sayin.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 13:42, archived)

Also rhymes with "fuck you, Swank, fuck you"

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 14:03, archived)

Ah yes
The So Solid Crewe, pioneers of the hippyhippety hop hoppy music
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 13:44, archived)