i wish someone interesting would show up
whisk me away on a wonderful narrative and marry me in the seychelles before buggering me senseless with an informative tangent.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 19 Apr 2023, 23:06, archived)

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( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 19 Apr 2023, 23:32, archived)

Bit forward

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Apr 2023, 23:59, archived)

We all wish that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 20 Apr 2023, 0:02, archived)