I know I'd rather have titwank on a Tuesday than a Monday on a Tuesday

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 12:15, archived)

I had an e-mail from somebody named Tuesday a few weeks ago.
They work at the University of Manchester, so is it their tits you're wanking?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 12:19, archived)

With a name that distinctive and LinkedIn
Tony's gonna y/n any minute.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 13:11, archived)

Is the site good for anything now other than the creepy stalking of office workers?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 13:47, archived)

b3ta, I mean

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 13:47, archived)

I'm "putting a face to the name" rniykwim

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 14:38, archived)