afternoon, titwank's, having a good Monday?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 12:00, archived)

I know I'd rather have titwank on a Tuesday than a Monday on a Tuesday

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 12:15, archived)

I had an e-mail from somebody named Tuesday a few weeks ago.
They work at the University of Manchester, so is it their tits you're wanking?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 12:19, archived)

With a name that distinctive and LinkedIn
Tony's gonna y/n any minute.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 13:11, archived)

Is the site good for anything now other than the creepy stalking of office workers?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 13:47, archived)

b3ta, I mean

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 13:47, archived)

I'm "putting a face to the name" rniykwim

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 14:38, archived)

This time last week it was Thursday, I'm so confused

( broadsword, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 12:23, archived)

mental innit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 12:30, archived)

Still freaks my nut to this day, whatever day this is

( broadsword, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 12:49, archived)

Yes, I remember it like it was yesterday

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 12:31, archived)

Just another manic one I am afraid

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 13:06, archived)

Leave those minors alone

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 14:18, archived)

I did a fart on zoom
I was muted. But it smelled.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 13:19, archived)

I hope you got kicked out into the lobby

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 13:25, archived)

pool's closed

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 13:52, archived)

In 1980, someone died

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 13:57, archived)

I mean, I could go on

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 15:23, archived)

Cryptic strikey clue:
jicked (6, 5)
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 13:52, archived)

Cough woke me up at 4.30
But I was spark out by 10, so I actually got some decent sleep. Not coughing as much today and mental 2 has come home, giving mental 1 someone else to annoy, so I'm having a good day.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 14:00, archived)

Scouse mentals
Lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 14:21, archived)

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( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 14:24, archived)