Alright Do.. Keith.

I've sold my house.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 10:57, archived)

Hopefully you bought another one lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 10:58, archived)

Shit.

Not really haha lol what are you like rofl.

I'm moving to the country so the AI T1000s can't get me and make me cheat on exams.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 11:11, archived)

when you move there it will be the 'cuntry' oh hahaha

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 11:14, archived)

It's this kind of witty repartee that keeps me coming back here.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 11:26, archived)

how long has it been?
your willy, that is!!!!!!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 11:49, archived)

I've been away for a mighty, throbbing 1+1/2 inches. Years. Oh what a giveaway!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 12:15, archived)

Where the air is good, and the day is fours
And the pretty girl, has her hand in yours
And the silver stream, is a poor man's worz
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 12:08, archived)

I'm going to grow veg and lose all my teeth and chase tourists round a field wearing a pig mask in eerie silence. Take that society!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 12:17, archived)