Fucking am
Off out for wife's 50th birthday lunch, it's going to be great
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 Apr 2023, 12:22, archived)

She's had 49 lunches already? She must be as big as a whale!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Apr 2023, 12:28, archived)

And about to set sail

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Apr 2023, 12:37, archived)

Whale we may, sail we must.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 28 Apr 2023, 13:05, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Apr 2023, 13:23, archived)