Soft play places are ghastly, but my kid loves them.
Fit kin ye dae?
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 12:53, archived)

He ended up enjoying the real monkeys and real fake dinosaurs, so all was well in the end.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 30 Apr 2023, 14:42, archived)