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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 30 Apr 2023, 8:26, archived)

I'm sorry to hear about the incident in France. It's important to stay safe and take precautions while traveling. I hope you were able to receive proper medical attention for your neck injury.

As for sounding like Barnaby Bear, it's perfectly normal to be influenced by the voices and accents we hear around us. It's great that you have an appreciation for Barnaby Bear and the adventures he goes on. Is there anything else I can assist you with?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 9:17, archived)
I told it at the start of a session to refer to me as Johnny Nomates when responding.
Is there anything else I can assist you with, Johnny Nomates?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 14:46, archived)
It takes a chorus of millions

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 10:31, archived)
Fear of a black grandchild

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 10:32, archived)
Brothers gonna duke it out

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 10:34, archived)
General Lee offensive

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 15:10, archived)
non-binary grandunit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 15:09, archived)
Parts of France are lovely
Neck burning is not so lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 10:44, archived)
I'm off to Provence in July
cannae wait
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 11:07, archived)
Perhaps you could stay for a year

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 11:17, archived)
never actually read that, is it any good, do you know?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 11:42, archived)
He hasn't finished it yet

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 15:02, archived)
Or started it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 23:34, archived)
Sounds great
I'll have to wait till next year before I can get away
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 11:51, archived)
HELMREEK
morning, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 11:16, archived)
Morning Queef.
We've paid a fortune to take the wee lad to a "wildlife and dinosaur park", and all he wants to do is go in the soft play area, like the one we could have taken him to at home for a couple of quid. The little prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 30 Apr 2023, 11:55, archived)
Soft play places are ghastly, but my kid loves them.
Fit kin ye dae?
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 12:53, archived)
He ended up enjoying the real monkeys and real fake dinosaurs, so all was well in the end.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 30 Apr 2023, 14:42, archived)
what a cunt
Your kid, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 16:55, archived)
IKR?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 30 Apr 2023, 17:50, archived)