I did a dance as soon as I woke up
It was the shrieking, arms flailing, panicked spastic dance of someone who just woke up with a wasp on their face.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 1 May 2023, 8:11, archived)

Probably best to bin that jam-scented overnight face balm, eh?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 May 2023, 8:13, archived)

+ rag
Lol wasp
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 1 May 2023, 8:26, archived)

I think it was the smell of hair dye
I only did my hair last night
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 1 May 2023, 8:27, archived)

yeah definitely that
not the remains of last night's beef jerky and marmalade sandwich supper slobbered all round your chops
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 1 May 2023, 11:39, archived)

I don't like marmalade

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 1 May 2023, 14:04, archived)

wasps love it tho

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 1 May 2023, 14:51, archived)

Electric Vespaloo

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 1 May 2023, 11:16, archived)