Morning comrades
Happy May Day
Fancy a Morrison's Dance?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 1 May 2023, 8:05, archived)

I did a dance as soon as I woke up
It was the shrieking, arms flailing, panicked spastic dance of someone who just woke up with a wasp on their face.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 1 May 2023, 8:11, archived)

Probably best to bin that jam-scented overnight face balm, eh?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 May 2023, 8:13, archived)

+ rag
Lol wasp
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 1 May 2023, 8:26, archived)

I think it was the smell of hair dye
I only did my hair last night
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 1 May 2023, 8:27, archived)

yeah definitely that
not the remains of last night's beef jerky and marmalade sandwich supper slobbered all round your chops
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 1 May 2023, 11:39, archived)

I don't like marmalade

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 1 May 2023, 14:04, archived)

wasps love it tho

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 1 May 2023, 14:51, archived)

Electric Vespaloo

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 1 May 2023, 11:16, archived)

Happy Beltane, bellends!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 May 2023, 8:25, archived)

I may play some Steeleye Span

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 1 May 2023, 8:28, archived)

n z
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 May 2023, 8:58, archived)

A folk rock fusion
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 1 May 2023, 9:05, archived)

Who likes it up the bum-bum from other folk rock fusions

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 May 2023, 11:18, archived)

Don't we all?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 May 2023, 11:30, archived)

i'm not getting it up the bumbum nearly enough these days

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 1 May 2023, 11:40, archived)

You should get on Bummr, the dating app specifically for gay spazzes.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 May 2023, 13:50, archived)

RIS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 May 2023, 14:30, archived)