Got your invite to the Coronation yet?
I am still waiting on mine:(
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 2 May 2023, 14:45, archived)

It's with Mr fucking Kipling

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2023, 14:46, archived)

He does have an exceptionally nice bumhole

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 2 May 2023, 14:55, archived)

Braw! Pump your cream into that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 15:57, archived)

I'm intending to pledge allegiance out loud in the nude
so probably best I stay at home
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 16:00, archived)