Pushing that bumlord down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2023, 14:40, archived)

Got your invite to the Coronation yet?
I am still waiting on mine:(
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 2 May 2023, 14:45, archived)

It's with Mr fucking Kipling

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2023, 14:46, archived)

He does have an exceptionally nice bumhole

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 2 May 2023, 14:55, archived)

Braw! Pump your cream into that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 15:57, archived)

I'm intending to pledge allegiance out loud in the nude
so probably best I stay at home
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 16:00, archived)

Doctorin' the Turdis?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 2 May 2023, 14:45, archived)

Well yes I suppose so

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2023, 14:46, archived)

BUMTITS

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 2 May 2023, 14:59, archived)

+ salma hayek's

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 2 May 2023, 15:13, archived)

Imagine Ian Botham's footpenis between Salma Hayek's bumtits.
PHWOAR.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 2 May 2023, 15:22, archived)

Backnips
Salma Hayek's Saucy Backnips
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2023, 15:42, archived)

Please go easy on the misogynistic "Ian Botham's footpenis would" type posts whenever Salma Hayek's bumtits are posted on the board. Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if Ian Botham's footpenis would, Salma Hayek's bumtits probably wouldn't.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 16:11, archived)

so we're cool on the backnips then, good

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2023, 18:48, archived)

With your cock?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 2 May 2023, 15:16, archived)

does anyone need any vegetables etc from deutschland?
I dont want anyone to go hungry during the coronation festivities. unless you're fine with only earl grey tea and cookies. is there any meat left in England? living on the Continent I dont know much about the rest of the world
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 2 May 2023, 15:24, archived)

Earl Grey best of all the teas

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 2 May 2023, 15:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8368654
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 15:53, archived)

No way am I taking advice on tea from you, Mr President.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 2 May 2023, 16:00, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 May 2023, 16:11, archived)

Forget all tea, just stick to brie

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 16:18, archived)

If you don't swear allegiance you'll be recalled and required to give an account of yourself

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2023, 15:45, archived)

Count?
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says me street
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 2 May 2023, 16:27, archived)

Michael Schumacher

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 2 May 2023, 15:47, archived)

Braw! Dip that in your Ski yoghurt.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 15:58, archived)

I'm a bumEARL m8, get it right

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 May 2023, 16:18, archived)

like that girl with the Earl earring, innit

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 2 May 2023, 16:24, archived)

My Tea Is Earl

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 16:25, archived)

I'm Earling one out as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 May 2023, 16:36, archived)

pretty much identical, yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 May 2023, 16:25, archived)

huge if true

( $$ ✅, Tue 2 May 2023, 16:40, archived)