I like Ireland's solution
Appoint a wee leprechaun fellah to do all your ceremonies and stuff, and run the rest of the gov democratically.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 4 May 2023, 12:34, archived)

alright, Invisible Wizard

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 May 2023, 12:42, archived)

Yeah - it's a bit odd not having to find a link to justify my existence, but I might get used to it.

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 4 May 2023, 14:43, archived)

i put on my tiny robe

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 May 2023, 13:11, archived)